This is John O'Groat fi Dingwall. The UFO-association in Britain will meet at Fort William, to go looking for the Loch Ness monster. We'll bring state of the art equipment such as Hasselblad-cameras. If there's anything there, we'll find it.

After our wee excursion, we'll all meet up at Calum's place in Montrose. This is a chance you can't miss. Of course the Command Staff will be at display, along with ither artefacts.

Let's all meet at Fort William. Once and for all, we'll solve the mystery about the griffin in the lake. See you all there!

Här kommer en rad användbara, riktigt gamla, ord. Varsågoda.

Etternos = Trätgirig kvinna

Bondepickelhäring = Bondpajas

Brackefnes = Byxfisare

Bratare = Skrytmåns

Hovskransa = Sladdertacka

Lortlarpa = Snuskig kvinna

Munkräppla = Pratmakare

Storsnorkare = Översittare

Vispefjolla = Toka