The Caley Jags are on a roll. Fourth in the table and the future promises more. It's all nonsense, though. A tiny village full of sheep-shaggers, with absolutely no ball-sense. Funny enough, they still hold their place in the premiership.

They will go crashing out and meet the likes of Wick Academy and other hopeless teams instead of duking it out with Celtic or Rangers. They just don't have what it takes to stay in the top division. Bye-bye, God's speed and all. Prepare for an immidiate future with the rest of the low-grade outfits. See if you can beat Peterhead. I don't think so.

Bend over and smell my anal vapour. Your face is my toilet paper.

We don't need the Tories. We certainly don't need the puny Liberal Democrats. As for BNP? Are you kidding? No way! Give us back our rose, vote for the Labour party. They'll set things right. Even if you live in Scotland it's the best choice for you. Forget the SNP, they're just a quaint bunch of separatists, that'll never get anywhere. Scotland have their man in Alex Salmond, that's all our neighbour from up north needs.

At the next election, let's blow our enemies out of the water. Shake them in their ivory towers. Make them fall and land hard. Side with us "lefties" (has nothing to do with communism, mind you).

English Bob