För 67 år sedan genomfördes ett bombattentat mot Adolf Hitler i "Varglyan". Tyvärr överlevde despoten och blev kanske snäppet galnare. Hur hade Europa sett ut om man lyckats med sitt uppsåt? En fråga vi aldrig får svar på.

Our beloved 'Gers will square off against Malmo FF, a shite outfit from Sweden. Despite the fact that our fans are banned it should be an easy win. Is this the best you can throw at us, Sweden? Apparently they're reigning champs in "the land of ice", but it matters not. Bluebears have met stiffer competition and come out victorious. Bring it on, Sven, Thor and whatever you're called. Your knees will be rattling by the time you arrive at the airport. No one walks away from Ibrox without a loss of points.