Oh, Bob, you got your arse stuck in the nick. My heart goes out to you, it's not like you killed someone, you just wanted to keep your tax money from going into the black hole of corruption. A victimless crime, a misdemeanor.

We have paedophiles roaming our streets and drug purveyors raking in thousand of pounds every day. Where is the auld Bill then? It takes resources going after the bad guys, much simpler to throw the book at those who happen to slightly bend the rules.

Hang in there, do your time and before you know it, you'll be a free man again. Don't let the system grind you down. Keep a stiff upper lipp, never surrender!

Your Calum